Ironically, 9 out of 10 doctors agree the leading cause of muffin tops is in fact, muffins!
Myrtle Olive Brown, 92, of Edinboro, died Saturday, Aug. 19, 2017 at her home. She was born in Tionesta, Pa on August 31, 1924, daughter of the late Herbert and Edith McWilliams. Myrtle enjoyed gardening, antique furniture, going antiquing with her daughter, and collecting Dept. 56 village houses. She loved spending time with her dog […]
I always mean what I say. It’s just that I don’t always mean to say it out loud.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
Some people are like clouds…. when they go away it’s a brighter day.
Submitted by Richard Scaletta, GM School District It is well known that the person put in charge of public education at the federal level, Betsy DeVos. She has been a champion for charter and private schools and would like government to do more to fund them. At the state level, the Pittsburgh Post Gazette reported […]
The second annual Boro Block Party has been scheduled for September 7th from 6pm to 9pm. Gather at the EDINBORO sign for a great family time. Live music from hit band “Superband”, with additional music support, along with a photo booth from Millennium Sound. Kiwanis will be sponsoring a Kids Area, lots of food available […]
Submitted by Richard Scaletta, GM School District The hallways are empty. I looked outside the Education Center door into the high school and the hallways were empty. That means one thing: school will be starting soon. You see, in the summer, the first thing that happens is all the furniture in classrooms is moved into […]
I’m not very influential. Last time I pulled some strings my sweater unraveled
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, Nothing is going to get better. It’s not. ~ Dr. Seuss
And God said, ” E(fc)=I(cd)/D(ft)². E(fc)=F(lm)/A(ft)²” and there was light.
Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the ‘gotta have it’ scale. ~ Zig Zigler
If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough. ~ Mario Andretti
A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.
I knew that was a mistake. I recognized it from all the other times I made it.
Having the body of a man half your age impresses no-one when you’re 24
Does not surprise anyone that those people abducted by aliens all get brought back
If you suck at playing the trumpet, that’s probably why