I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous!
It’s ‘before’, not ‘b4’. You speak English, not Bingo.
When people suck the life out of you, wouldn’t it be nice if they took some fat, too?
I should just change my voice mail greeting to : “Please hang up and text me
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us
He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life.
My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like.
I don’t mind the rat race. But I could do with a little more cheese.
Betty J. Olsafsky, 87, of Edinboro, formerly of Liberty Street in Erie, died Friday, July 28, 2017 at the Edinboro Manor. She was born in Cherry Hill, PA on October 20, 1929, the daughter of the late George and Lydia (Heinonen) Seaman . She graduated from Albion High School and was a nurse’s aide at […]
Edinboro’s weekly farmers market to host special activities on Aug. 9 EDINBORO, Pa. – Goodell Gardens Farmers Market joins markets across the country in celebrating National Farmers Market Week from August 6-12. Goodell Gardens Farmers Market is held each Wednesday from 3-6 p.m. from mid-June through September The National Farmers Market Week celebration at Goodell […]
Submitted by Richard Scaletta, GM School District This Lancer Letter was originally written in 2012: My cat is gifted. Kitty, as he is descriptively named, is certainly one of the smartest felines in the world. I make this boast based on my observations of Kitty’s exploits and actions. He does things that I find to […]
Tabla for Two is a musical duo consisting of Masood Omari and Abigail Adams Greenway. Masood has created original compositions drawing from rich musical traditions, blending classical Eastern beats with Western style to produce a powerful fusion for the tabla and harmonium. Many who have heard this music describe it as mesmerizing, energizing and transcendental. […]
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. ~ Will Rogers
Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
May the sun in his course visit no land more free, more happy, more lovely, than this our own country!~Daniel Webster
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.