Todays Quote 05-07-19

Todays Quote 05-07-19

If you were to open up a baby’s head – and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should – you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. ~ Dave Barry

Todays Quote 05-06-19

Todays Quote 05-06-19

I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road. ~ Stephen Hawking

Todays Quote 05-04-19

Todays Quote 05-04-19

The body consists of three parts-the brainium, the borax the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable contains the bowls, of which there are five – a, e, i, o u. ~ Kid Wisdom

Lancer Legacy Honorees Announced

Lancer Legacy Honorees Announced

EDINBORO, PA (May 9, 2019) – The 2019 Lancer Legacy Honorees have been selected. The 11th Annual Lancer Legacy Banquet will take place Wednesday, May 22, 2019 at McLane Church. This year’s banquet will honor Judy Lawrence (’62), Paul Riccomini (’88), Jan Bennett and Kay Pericak. Two Distinguished Alumni Awards will be presented to Lawrence […]

McKean Seeking Donations For Nature Trail

McKean Seeking Donations For Nature Trail

Edinboro, PA (May 9, 2019) – McKean Elementary Health and Physical Education teacher Lisa Roberts has always found ways to bring her avid outdoors enthusiasm to the classroom. Since Roberts started at General McLane in 2011, she has incorporated nature walks within her kindergarten and first grade curriculum, providing elementary students with the opportunity to […]

Todays Quote 04-30-19

Todays Quote 04-30-19

Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you. ~ Princess Diana

Todays Quote 04-29-19

Todays Quote 04-29-19

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells… to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin. ~ Dave Barry

Todays Quote 04-28-19

Todays Quote 04-28-19

I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. ~ Michael Jordan

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