When things go wrong, don’t go with them.
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on!
It doesn’t take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle. ~ Norman Schwarzkopf
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you’re a thousand miles from the corn field. ~ Dwight D. Eisenhower
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. ~ Dave Barry
Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. ~ Dr. Suess
The greater your troubles, the greater is your opportunity to show yourself a man.
I thought a thought, but the thought I thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought!
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
A tall oak was once a nut that stood it’s ground.
Families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts.
Life is a grindstone: whether it grinds you down or polishes you, depends on what you are made of.
Live each day so that you will neither be afraid of tomorrow nor ashamed of yesterday.
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
Happiness is found along the way, not at the end of the road.
You have to be little, to belittle.
Digging for facts is a lot better exercise than jumping to conclusions.
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. ~ Yogi Berra
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? ~ George Carlin