Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become.~Steve Jobs
Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.~Steve Jobs
If you want me to fall for you, you have to give me something worth tripping over.
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
Those who throw dirt only lose ground
All my friends can see straight through me. ~ Casper
I’m not sure which pants to wear today….. smarty or fancy?
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
If everything is coming your way you’re in the wrong lane!
He’s not dead, he’s electroencephalographically challenged.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Some days you’re the piegon; some days you’re the statue.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please ~Mark Twain
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. ~Mark Twain
I failed math more times than I can count.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.