Some people celebrate Groundhog Day, just because it’s so much fun to say “Punxsutawney”
I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine.
Some people can have all the lights on and still be in the dark.
There may be no “i” in “team,” but there are three in “narcissistic”
A Veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to “The United States of America”, for an amount of “up to and including my life.”
Brownies are a health food, if you count mental health.
We are all a little weird, and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.~Dr Seuss
Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back, it simply means that you are two steps ahead.
Kid Wisdom says, “”Casserole” is just another word for “leftovers.”
Kid Wisdom says, “You only have one mom, and you should take care of her. “
Kid Wisdom says, “Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac.”
Kid Wisdom says, “Never pee on an electric fence.”
Kid Wisdom says, “I’m not being immature, I’m having fun. You should try it..”
Kid Wisdom says, “Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.”
Kid Wisdom says, “Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat.”
Kid Wisdom says, “It makes my mommy happy if I keep my mouth closed when I chew my sandwich. “
Kid Wisdom says, “My little brother’s dirty diapers are worse than liver. “
Kid Wisdom says, “When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she’s on the phone.”
Kid Wisdom says, “If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.”
Kid Wisdom says, “Stay away from prunes.”