In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.~Robert Frost
‘Escargot’ is French for ‘fat crawling bag of phlegm’.~Dave Barry
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.~Dave Barry
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.~Erma Bombeck
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.~Erma Bombeck
It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone. ~ Andy Rooney
Friends show their love in times of trouble. ~ Euripides
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
Always keep an open mind and a compassionate heart.
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~ Rita Rudner
Don’t smother each other. No one can grow in the shade. ~ Leo Buscaglia
Successful people are simply those with successful habits. ~ Brian Tracy
Good habits are as addictive as bad habits, and a lot more rewarding. ~ Harvey MacKay
A dream is just a dream. A goal is a dream with a plan and a deadline. ~ Harvey MacKay
We can’t help everyone, but everyone can help someone. ~ Ronald Reagan
The fact that I can plant a seed and it becomes a flower, share a bit of knowledge and it becomes another’s, smile at someone and receive a smile in return, are to me continual spiritual exercises. ~ Leo Buscaglia
Every moment and every event of every man’s life on earth plants something in his soul. ~ Thomas Merton
The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don’t know anything about. ~ Wayne Dyer
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive – to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love. ~ Marcus Aurelius