One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. ~ Bob Marley
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well. ~ Mark Twain
I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here. ~ Lauren Myracle
You should eat a waffle! You can’t be sad if you eat a waffle! ~ Lauren Myracle
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings. ~ Robert Benchley
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. ~ Albert Einstein
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?~Erma Bombeck
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other.~Abraham Lincoln
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. ~ Isaac Asimov
The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.
There are known knowns; these are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns — the ones we don’t know we don’t know ~ Donald Rumsfeld while serving as US Secretary […]
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted
There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t.
A bird in hand is safer than one overhead.
My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.~Buddy Hackett
Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.
We have nothing to fear except fear itself and toddlers asking “Why?
When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. ~ Sophia Loren
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
And is often the case with faith, I thought I was being asked a favor, when in fact I was being given one ~ Mitch Albom