Kid Wisdom says, “Stay away from prunes.”
Kid Wisdom says, “When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer.
If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. ~ Albert Einstein
Its 2018 why does food still have calories…
I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces. ~ Mark Twain
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. ~ Rita Rudner
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
There should be a support group for women what can’t put their dishes in the dishwasher dirty.
Deja Poo – the feeling you have heard this crap before.
Common Sense is like deodorant, the people who need it the most never use it.
Families with babies and families without, are sorry for each other.
The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind but how to get the old ones out.
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck
Every December, I host a tree-trimming party. I serve chili with cornbread and lots of good wine. It’s a wonderful party, and it shows how much adults like to play. ~ Maya Angelou
How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon? ~ Dr. Seuss
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. ~Mahatma Gandhi
Dear Santa, this year all i want is a fat bank account and a skinny body. Let’s try not to mix up the two like you did last year, Ok 😉
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.