When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
Going into the unknown is how you expand what is known.
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.
A person who says something can not be done, should not interrupt the person doing it.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.~Walt Disney
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. – Marilyn Monroe
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
Some people live an entire lifetime and wonder if they have ever made a difference in the world, but the Marines don’t have that problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won’t cure a cold.
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. ~ Mark Twain
Either you like bacon, or your wrong!
Sometimes I feel like I’m talking to myself, the rest of the time I really am.
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing
Ham and eggs – A day’s work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
Never look down on anybody unless you’re helping him up
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.