Todays Quote 02-25-19

Todays Quote 02-25-19

When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn’t like it. I had to get even. One morning, I poured the apple juice into the specimen tube. The nurse held it up and said, ‘It’s a little cloudy.’ I took the tube from her […]

Todays Quote 02-24-19

Todays Quote 02-24-19

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o’clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don’t know why there’s this big rush to do this. ~ Jeff Foxworthy

Todays Quote 02-23-19

Todays Quote 02-23-19

Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don’t eat bagels and M&M’s in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, ‘I don’t have these recipes. ~ Elayne Boosler

Todays Quote 02-21-19

Todays Quote 02-21-19

For one who reads, there is no limit to the number of lives that may be lived, for fiction, biography, and history offer an inexhaustible number of lives in many parts of the world, in all periods of time. ~ Louis L’Amour

Todays Quote 02-19-19

Todays Quote 02-19-19

The great fun in my life has been getting up every morning and rushing to the typewriter because some new idea has hit me. ~ Ray Bradbury

Todays Quote 02-17-19

Todays Quote 02-17-19

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. ~ Kurt Vonnegut

Todays Quote 02-15-19

Todays Quote 02-15-19

If you’re bored with life – you don’t get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don’t have enough goals. ~ Lou Holtz

Todays Quote 02-06-19

Todays Quote 02-06-19

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves – who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. ~ Stephen Covey