Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you’re a thousand miles from the corn field. ~ Dwight D. Eisenhower
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. ~ Dave Barry
Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. ~ Dr. Suess
The greater your troubles, the greater is your opportunity to show yourself a man.
I thought a thought, but the thought I thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought!
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
A tall oak was once a nut that stood it’s ground.
Families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts.
Life is a grindstone: whether it grinds you down or polishes you, depends on what you are made of.
Live each day so that you will neither be afraid of tomorrow nor ashamed of yesterday.
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
Happiness is found along the way, not at the end of the road.
You have to be little, to belittle.
Digging for facts is a lot better exercise than jumping to conclusions.
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. ~ Yogi Berra
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? ~ George Carlin
Myrtle Olive Brown, 92, of Edinboro, died Saturday, Aug. 19, 2017 at her home. She was born in Tionesta, Pa on August 31, 1924, daughter of the late Herbert and Edith McWilliams. Myrtle enjoyed gardening, antique furniture, going antiquing with her daughter, and collecting Dept. 56 village houses. She loved spending time with her dog […]
I always mean what I say. It’s just that I don’t always mean to say it out loud.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.