I’m not sure which pants to wear today….. smarty or fancy?
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
If everything is coming your way you’re in the wrong lane!
He’s not dead, he’s electroencephalographically challenged.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Some days you’re the piegon; some days you’re the statue.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please ~Mark Twain
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. ~Mark Twain
I failed math more times than I can count.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
Going into the unknown is how you expand what is known.
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.
A person who says something can not be done, should not interrupt the person doing it.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.~Walt Disney
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. – Marilyn Monroe