Todays Quote 10-28-17

Todays Quote 10-28-17

I pressed my father’s hand and told him I would protect his grave with my life. My father smiled and passed away to the spirit land.~Chief Joseph

Todays Quote 10-20-17

Todays Quote 10-20-17

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid. ~ Dave Barry

Todays Quote 10-19-17

Todays Quote 10-19-17

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. ~ Dave Barry

Todays Quote 10-18-17

Todays Quote 10-18-17

I am concerned for the security of our great Nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within. ~ Douglas MacArthur

Todays Quote 10-17-17

Todays Quote 10-17-17

A ship is always referred to as “she” because it costs so much to keep one in paint and powder. ~ Chester W. Nimitz

Todays Quote 10-16-17

Todays Quote 10-16-17

Substitute “damn” every time you’re inclined to write “very”; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. ~ Mark Twain

Todays Quote 10-15-17

Todays Quote 10-15-17

It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so. ~ Mark Twain

Todays Quote 10-10-17

Todays Quote 10-10-17

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. ~ Benjamin Franklin